Thoughts That Didn't Make It To The Interlude Thought of the Day


It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it.


Give a man a fish and he eats for a day; teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer for the rest of his life.


The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.


Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


Follow your dream!
Unless it's the one where you're at work
in your underwear during a fire drill.


The early bird gets the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.


Ask not for whom the bell tolls. Let the machine get it.


A day without sunshine is like night.


Eagles may soar free and proud,
but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.


The pen is mightier than the sword --
if the sword is very small and the pen is real sharp.


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.


That which doesn't kill us really messes us up.


Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.


Always remember to pillage BEFORE your burn.


It may be that your sole purpose in life is
simply to serve as a warning to others.


This is as bad as it can get. But don't bet on it.


A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.


Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


There is absolutely no substitute
for genuine lack of preparation.


Indecision is the key to flexibility.


Things are more like they are now
than they've ever been before.
~Dwight D. Eisenhower


Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.


Never wrestle with a pig.
You both get dirty and the pig likes it.


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